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ARMY MATH, INCORPORATED

Numbers matter.  You don't.

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THE CHANDLER SCALE: YOUR RANK IS YOUR INHERENT HUMAN VALUE

September, 2020

It's a commonly understood law of Army Mathematics that an E-1 is equal to roughly 0.25 E4s.  But how can we apply this military standard to a constitutional amendment?

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MILLEY'S IWO-PILO PRINCIPLE

November, 2020

The connection between winning wars and haircuts supersedes stone tools and cave painting.  We found the angular relation between razor setting and initial invasion death ratio.

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WHO ARE THE WORLD'S MOST CRINGEY TWITCH STREAMERS, AND HOW CAN WE GIVE THEM CONTROL OF THE ARMY E-SPORTS TEAM?

April 12, 2025

Our team spent six months analyzing an analytical mining formula of how many "UwUs" and low-key sexist White Knighting phrases one streamer could fit into fifteen seconds.

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