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ARMY MATH, INCORPORATED
Numbers matter. You don't.
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THE CHANDLER SCALE: YOUR RANK IS YOUR INHERENT HUMAN VALUE
September, 2020
It's a commonly understood law of Army Mathematics that an E-1 is equal to roughly 0.25 E4s. But how can we apply this military standard to a constitutional amendment?
MILLEY'S IWO-PILO PRINCIPLE
November, 2020
The connection between winning wars and haircuts supersedes stone tools and cave painting. We found the angular relation between razor setting and initial invasion death ratio.
WHO ARE THE WORLD'S MOST CRINGEY TWITCH STREAMERS, AND HOW CAN WE GIVE THEM CONTROL OF THE ARMY E-SPORTS TEAM?
April 12, 2025
Our team spent six months analyzing an analytical mining formula of how many "UwUs" and low-key sexist White Knighting phrases one streamer could fit into fifteen seconds.
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